Met a zebra in a headset twerking on his stream
Said he's family-friendly living the dream
He always playing Fortnite like it's do or die
But still finds time to make me laugh and cry

We used to soar in VR skies
Now we're gaming 'til the sunrise
From blocky builds to battle fights
You've been my buddy every night

You're a butt munch yeah—but you're my butt munch
Crackin' jokes so hard I skip my lunch
You're loud you're weird but always near
And I'm so glad to have you here
You hype me up you've got my back
Even when you're on the wacky track
You drive me nuts when you throw shade
But this friendship's one I'd never trade

You got me grinding for that loot
Now I build maps in my gamer suit
Gave me gigs and helped me grow
Even when the jokes go annoyingly low

From VR hugs to silly fame
You brought the spark you changed my game
You listen close when I'm feeling blue
And always feed me nuggets too

You're a butt munch yeah—the best kind though
With you around the good vibes flow
Bestie you're zesty on your wild live shows
You're the one that truly glows
You cheer me on you light the way
A goofy heart that makes my day
Even when we bicker or pretend
You're forever my bestest friend

You're leveling up more every day
Learning new things your own way
From midnight laughs to heartfelt talks
We've shared so many crazy walks

You're a butt munch yeah—but you're my star
No matter where in the game we are
From VR chat to all we do
You always help me power through
So here's your song it's just for you
The quirkiest friend I ever knew
Let's keep it weird let's keep it true
'Cause there's no one else quite like you

So here's your track from me to you
With memes and love and good vibes too
Just promise me through every run
You'll keep on being number one